Walkin In A Doggy Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin’? In the lane, snow is
glistenin’. It’s yellow, NOT white I’ve been there
tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance. It’s a sign for
wandering vagrants; “Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-perty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the
classical design. Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man, So
all the world will know that it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural
incense boast; “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of
earth, I marked it as my winter wonderland.

- Author Unknown